Answer: Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Answer: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
Answer: 1,622. One to tell the orginal joke, and the rest to give some minor variation of it!
Answer: None of your damn business!
Answer: Four. One to screw in the lightbulb and three to start a discussion group about how the socket was violated.
Answer: Four. One to actually screw it and the other three to form a support group.
Answer: Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
Answer: Oh, don’t trouble yourself, we’ll just sit here in the dark.
Answer: It’s this number; you’ve probably never heard of it.
Answer: None: A ‘Real Woman’ would have plenty of real men around to do it.